when it shows the person has read the message but they don’t respond
YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER
Chinese humor—not so different than ours.
Source: Eat, Drink & Be Social
my mom just looked at a spider at our kitchen and yelled “why do you have to be like that? you dont need that many eyes or legs you need to stop”
this is probably my favorite tweet I’ve ever seen in my whole life
when kids stare at you for a long time
Cat curiosity by kapnkole on Flickr.
Anonymous asked:
I'm 5'9 . Tall girls winning
Shut the fuck up tree branch bitch.
She is… Groot
LMAO I’M IN TEARSSSS